Shaving the Cat

“So what did you do today?”

“Oh, I watched my husband chase the cat around as he tried to shave it.”

“Why did he try to shave the cat?”

Oh, maybe because the cat had nothing but a massive bunch of fur all stuck together on his back side.”

“So what does the cat think of all of this?”

“Well, he didn’t think it was his best day on the farm, and he managed to leave a few bite marks, but all in all, he does look better.”

“So what was you’re part in all of this?”

“Oh, I had a great idea, I decided that I should put some leave in conditioner on the cat’s backside to get rid of what the shaving didn’t do.”

“How did that go?”

“Well, the cat didn’t bite me. As a matter of fact the cat liked all the rubbing and scrubbing.”

“So what is the moral of this story?”

“ Duh, If you want cat scratch fever, shave the cat… If you want to pet a cat with nice soft fur, use conditioner.”



About eudoranachand

A Spirit filled disciple who continually seeks His kingdom and His righteousness.
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